| ROB: WHEN IS THE TV COMING BACK ON? ALL I SEE IS STATIC! |
small child: i'm scared where is this place? |
| small child: whos that bad man? |
| small child: |
| Chastity Bono: Dear Mr Bryce--Thank You for the dick, I really wanted one, are you sure you can spare it?? |
| Chastity Bono: I GOT YOUR DICK BABE |
| Pud: Hey Chastity—I thought you were now Chas? |
ROB: I DONT NEED IT. I HATE MY LITTLT DICK!  |
ROB: I WANT TO BE A GIRL!  |
| ROB: WHY THE HELL DOESNT MY TV WORK ANYMORE?? |
| ROB: I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS |
ROB: MY BADASS NEIGHBOR HAS TV. IM TOO AFRAID OF HIM TO ASK WHY HIS TV WORKS  |
| small child: ahhhhhhhh help me |
| small child: |
| heretic: my pal pud sucks me dry |
heretic:  |
| heretic: but i like eating shit better |
| ROB: DID I FOOL YOU? |
| ROB: I THOUGHT NOT. I'M JUST NOT QUITE CLEVER ENOUGH. |
| ROB: PLEASE GUYS, TELL ME WHY MY TV DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE. |
| ROB: I'M BORED. WITHOUT A TV I DON'T HAVE A LIFE. |
| robs room mate: rob is busy watching freddy take it up his fat ass by heretic getting sucked by chadi |
| robs room mate: rob is busy watching freddy take it up his fat ass by heretic getting sucked by chadi |
robs room mate:  |
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| robs room mate: please note us laughing at you impersonaters |
| robs room mate: |
| ROB: DO YOU KNOW WHY MY TV DOESN"T WORK? |
| ROB: TV DOESNT PLAY CAUSE I DONT TURN IT ON--TOO MANT CUNTS ON TV |
| ROB: TV DOESNT PLAY CAUSE I DONT TURN IT ON--TOO MANT CUNTS ON TV |
| robs room mate: Don't let her fool you, she's been trying for two weeks to get the TV to work. |
| robs room mate: I don't understand it either. |
robs room mate: Rob and I want to adopt a baby boy. |
| robs room mate: What we really want to do is sodomize a baby boy. |
| robs room mate: Rob says we should shoot him after we're done so there won't be any witnesses. |
| robs room mate: Says he's done it before. |
| robs room mate: Rob says a baby's head is very soft. |
| robs room mate: Warm and squishy he says. |
| chadi: puds ass is kind of squishey too lots of shit and really smelly |
| jordan--ratcunts squeeze: i suck a mean prick,,and swallow too |
| jordan--ratcunts squeeze: damn that was the best turd i ever tasted |
| jordan--ratcunts squeeze: damn that was the best turd i ever tasted |
| jordan--ratcunts squeeze: damn,heretics cunt juices taste nasty |
| jordan--ratcunts squeeze: i'll never be man enough to be gay |
| jordan--ratcunts squeeze: i'll never be man enough to be gay |
robs room mate: Ha ha! I wondered what Rob was giggling about as he was typing on the computer last night!  |
| robs room mate: He was still giggling this morning when Tommis came in to change his diaper! |